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Idiot Test
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. 9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? 11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? 13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? 14. How far can a dog run into the woods? 15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last? 16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? 19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 20. What was the President's name in 1950? ****** Want the Answers : ? Scroll Down..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ANSWERS: 1. yes (they also have a 3rd of July, a 2nd of July, etc...) 2. one a year 3. all months have (at least) 28 days 4. the beggar is the woman's sister 5. because he is living 6. 6 (3 per side) 7. no. the man would be dead 8. they are not playing each other 9. 70 (30 divided by .5 is 60) 10. white. (the bear would be a polar bear, because the house must be at the north pole) 11. 2 (you just took 2 apples) 12. a fifty cent piece, and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is) 13. light the match first 14. half way (then he would be running out) 15. one hour (the first one, a half hour later, and another one more half hour) 16. 9 (all but 9 die...) 17. none. Moses was not on the ark 18. he weighs meat 19. 12 20. Bill Clinton ****** Scoring: 21 Correct - Genius 17 Correct - Above Normal 15 Correct - Normal 8 Correct - Nincompoop 6 Correct - Moron 3 Correct - Idiot ******
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