Most are as plain as it is on your face, others aren't.


1) Blow it

2) Wipe it

3) Scratch it

4) Pick it

5) Be led around by it

6) Keep it to the grindstone

7) Look down it

8) Stick it in somebody else's business

9) Keep it out of somebody else's business

10) Break it

11) Pack it

12) Stick something in it

13) Wiggle it

14) Wrinkle it

15) Rub it

16) Rub it with somebody else's

17) Get it a job

18) Follow it

19) Chase it

20) Squeeze it

21) Hold it

22) Brown it

23) Tweak it

24) Nip it

25) Pierce it

26) Press it against a window

27) Paint it

28) Powder it

29) Smash it

30) Smack it

31) Turn it up at something

32) Thumb it at somebody

33) Have it for business

34) Pay through it

35) See past it

36) Cut it off to spite your face

37) Get it out of joint

38) Stick it in a book

39) Blow something out it

40) Lay your finger aside it

41) Flare it

42) Stick a straw in it

43) Twitch it

44) Sniff it

45) Protect it

46) Stop to smell the Roses through it

47) Snoop) around (with it)

48) Put a bone through it

49) Have your glasses slide down it

50) Cover it

51) Wear a fake one on it

52) Numb it

53) Breathe through it

54) Grow hairs in it

55) Use it as a smoke detector

56) Put a clothespin on it

57) Laugh fizz (or milk) up it

58) Snort through it

59) Sing through it

60) Talk through it

61) Have a twang in it

62) Put a branch to it

63) Have a stuffy one

64) Spritz through it

65) Nuzzle with it

66) Pry with it

67) Have a Bleed

68) Take a dive with it

69) Buy it a cone

70) Win by it

71) Stifle a sneeze through it

72) Wheeze through it

73) Lead with it

74) Flatten it

75) Bob it

76) Shake it

77) (Sun) burn it

78) Stick it in where it doesn't belong

79) Lose by it

80) Point with it

81) Hold it high

82) Lick it

83) Try to touch it with your _____ (elbow?)

84) Q-tip it

85) Sniff something out with it

86) Warm it

87) Get it a warmer

88) Find something right under it

89) Whistle through it

90) Play the harmonica through it

91) Play a xylophone with it

92) Push an egg with it

93) Go in first with it

94) Move ahead slowly with it

95) Be right on it

96) Hit something on it

97) Freeze it

98) Teach it to play football (guard)

99) Fall flat on it

100) Count several

101) Catch a cold in it

102) Balance a _____ (ball/kibble) on it

103) Snore through it

104) Get a "snoot full"

105) Hang a spoon from it

106) Get it wet & touch it to frozen metal

107) Tell a lie and watch it grow

108) Stuff it with silly string & pull it out at the most embarrassing possible moment

109) Get raisins stuck in it and get a trip to ER

110) Know when someone has raised a stink