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Astrological Prayers
Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? *********** Cancer Dear God!!! *********** Leo Yes? *********** Virgo Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time. *********** Libra Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best? *********** Scorpio Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don't deserve it! *********** Sagittarius Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating. *********** Capricorn Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else! *********** Aquarius Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!! *********** Pisces Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory. ***********
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