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Computers - Male or Female??
 Computers are Like Women Because... ************** No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. ************** The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. ************** Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. ************** As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. ************** You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong. . . . . . ************** Computers are Like Men Because... ************** In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. ************** They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. ************** They have a lot of data but are still clueless. ************** As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model. ************** They hear what you say, but not what you mean. **************
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