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************* 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!) ************* 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?) ************* 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. (check it out) ************* 5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet) ************* 6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. (wow! A free trip to heaven?) ************* 7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. (uh...huh!) ************* 8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. (hey....who taught cows the bad habit??) ************* 9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. (nice work) *************
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