| God - What a mess!! | ||
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When God gave out brains,
I thought He said trains, And I said I'd take the next one. When God gave out looks, I thought He said books, And I didn't want any. When God gave out noses, I thought He said roses, And I ordered a big one. When God gave out legs, I thought He said kegs, So I ordered two fat ones. When God gave out ears, I thought He said beers, So I ordered two long ones. When God gave out chins, I thought He said gins, So I said, "Give me a double." God, am I a mess!! |
