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He vs she in Office :) ( Office humOr )
 How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE) ******** 1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. ******** 2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain ******** 3. HE is talking with his co-workers. He must be discussing the latest deal SHE is talking with her co-workers. She must be gossiping. ******** 4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting. SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room. ******** 5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers. SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping. ******** 6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up. SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair. ******** 7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance. The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset. ******** 8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry? SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry? ******** 9. HE's getting married. He'll get more settled. SHE's getting married. She'll get pregnant and leave. ******** 10. HE's having a baby. He'll need a raise. SHE's having a baby. She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits. ******** 11. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career. SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say? ******** 12. HE's leaving for a better job. He knows how to recognise a good opportunity. SHE's leaving for a better job. Women are not dependable. ********
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