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Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? " ************************ Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" ************************ once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.." ************************ "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." ************************ dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... ************************ it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) ************************ teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! ************************ "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" ************************ My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" ************************ "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board ************************ "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" ************************ LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" ************************ Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" ************************ Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father ************************ "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" ************************ Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? ************************ Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" ************************
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