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1. U love sum1....U marry some1 else. The 1 u marry....becomes ur wife or husband. N the 1 u loved .....becomes the password of ur mail id 2. There's only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only 1 perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it. 3. Three dreams of a man: To b as handsome as his mother thinks. To b as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects... 4. Husband & wife r like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. 5. Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachun ko karne deinge. 6. What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date. Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 7. Wife ko Begum q kehte hain? qk shadi k bad sare gum to husband ke hisse me ate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jati hay.
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