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![]() He's teaching her arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once, he kissed her twice And said, "Now that's addition." Then as he added smack by smack In silent satisfaction, She sweetly gave the kisses back And said,"Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her and she kissed him, Without an explanation, And both together smiled and said, "That is multiplication." But then Dad appeared on the scene And made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away And said, "That's long division!"
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