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New Dating Dictionary
ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE..... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get". INTERESTING..... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. LAW OF RELATIVITY..... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is. NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. *******
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