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Office Phrases - new definitions. [ office humor ]
3. Review and comment. Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it. ******* 4. Action please. Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit. ******* 5. For your necessary action. Meaning: It's your headache now. ******* 6. Copy to. Meaning: Here's a share of my headache. ******* 7. For your approval, please. Meaning: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please. ******* 8. Action is being taken. Meaning: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it. ******* 9. Your letter is receiving our attention. Meaning: I am trying to figure out what you want. ******* 10. Please discuss. Meaning: I don't know what the hell this is, so please brief me. ******* 11. For your immediate action. Meaning: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble. ******* 12. Please reply soon. Meaning: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient. ******* 13. We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities. Meaning: They are causing the delay, not us. ******* 14. Regards. Meaning: Thanks and bless you for reading all the crap. ******* |
