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One liners - Definations
4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage. ********** 5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through "the minds of either". ********** 6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. ********** 7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest piece. ********** 8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. ********** 9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work. ********** 10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everyone disagrees later on. ********** 11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. ********** 12. Classic: A book which people praise but do not read. ********** 13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. ********** 14. Office: A place where you can relax from the strenuous home life. ********** 15. Yawn: The only time some married men get to open their mouth. ********** 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. ********** 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. ********** 18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. ********** 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. **********
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