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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash *********** A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. *********** Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. *********** Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. *********** You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it *********** True friends stab you in the front *********** Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. *********** Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. *********** Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired *********** My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. *********** Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. *********** Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. *********** It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. *********** Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. *********** Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. *********** Wise men talk because they have something to say ; fools talk because they have to say something *********** They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak ***********
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