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Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. ************* 6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. ************* 7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring. ************* 8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u. ************* 9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore. ************* 10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life. ************* 11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place. ************* 12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. ************* 13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports. ************* 14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less. ************* 15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her. ************* 16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks. ************* 17. No nonstop nonsense. ************* 18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. ************* 19. No tension. ************* 20. You can be "urself" ************* 21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills..... *************
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