Snacks of Humor

[1]    You can become an engineer if you go  to an Engineering college,
but don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!
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[2]    Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a  FOOL at  FULLSTOP(.)
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[3]    A Mechanical engineer becomes a  mechanic
then why not a software engineer become a software?
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[4]    Find keys in a Key board
but do not expect a  mother in  mother board.
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[5]    Study anything you want and get a  certificate in subject of your studies
but don’t expect a death certificate studying  "Dying and Death."

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