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Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. ************* Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... ************* Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. ************* Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. ************* Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business ************* Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . ************* Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... ************* Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. ************* Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! ************* Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. ************* Pass this on to some women who need a laugh .. and to men who can handle it! *************
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