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Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations :
3.) At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people. Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you? ****** 4.) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. ****** 5.) At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. ****** 6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question :- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money. ****** 7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question :- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. ****** 8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer :- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... .. ****** 9.) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts? Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed. ****** 10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks... Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke. Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! ******
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