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Types of Farts! eeww digusting
JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape. ********* DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it. ********* GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it. ********* HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one. ********* SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes. ********* TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'. ********* OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells. ********* ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp. ********* NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!" *********
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