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Why I am Glad to be a Girl !
* We got off the Titanic first. * There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. * We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. * We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. * We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. * Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. * Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. * Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... ( You got the point? ). * We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. * We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay! * We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. * We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. ******
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