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20. Crap Chocolate Bars Excellent for those who need something to wean them off their addiction to “2 Girls 1 Cup.” 19. Erektus Energy Drink The can’s unique label design makes it impossible to take a sip without a dong hitting your face. 18. Mini-Dickmann’s We might be able to overlook the words “mini-dick” in the title if the product didn’t look like, well… 17. Super Dickmann’s Not content with popping mini boners into your mouth, Dickmann’s did themselves one better. 16. Chocolate Log You should always examine your chocolate logs to make sure you are getting enough marshmallow bits in your diet. 15. Ayds Candy This casualty of the 1980s health scare once had the slogan “Lose weight with Ayds.” 14. Pee Cola Serve warm. 13. Golden Gaytime Bars Stop into any New Zealand convenience store, ask for this sweet treat, and you’ll receive the keys to the men’s restroom. 12. Squirt Soda Combining the unique taste of grapefruit and battery acid, Squirt’s motto was once “Tastes so good, you’ll wanna Squirt every day.” 11. Gushers Candy If you don’t know what a gusher is, read this definition, preferably while sucking on one. 10. Big Nuts The only one to blame for product names like this is society, for having soooo many testicle euphemisms. 9. Sips Megapussi Chips Apparently, “pussi” means “bag” in some sexist-ass language. 8. Finger Marie Makes you wonder, “Why can’t Marie finger herself?” Is she perhaps missing all of her fingers? 7. Asse Chocolate We don’t read any languages, so we’re just going to assume this chocolate is really for your mouth. 6. Dwight Yoakam’s Macaroni Mouth Poppers FUN FACT: It’s impossible to find a macaroni nugget that doesn’t resemble the elephant man-like face of Dwight Yoakam. 5. Choco Crack Cereal Sonny from Coco Puffs has no idea the thrills he’s missing. 4. Filipinos We can’t decide what’s worse, the racial insensitivity of this product name or the fact that Filipinos can now be considered unhealthy. 3. Pecker You have to wonder about a candy that resembles something your doctor swabs you with. 2. Doobys cereal When those crazy kids try to steal this mascot’s cereal… well, he’s actually pretty chill about it. 1. Cream Collon The ultimate irony is that these treats contain fiber.
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