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AN INTERESTING HISTORY LESSON
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. ********* Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. ********* Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. ********* Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908 ********* John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. ********* Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. ********* Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' ********* Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. ********* Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. ********* And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. *********
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