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An Elderly Woman's Portrait
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An Elderly Woman's Portrait

 


An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch."


"But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist said.


"I know," she replied. "But if I should die before my husband, I'm sure he'll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry!"


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