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ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE
 Dan: Hello. Jane and I aren't here right now but if... Jane: Dan, what are you doing? Dan: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here. Jane: But you left the last one -- it's my turn. Dan: No, I'm sure it's my turn. Jane: No, you selfish _#@%@%!$_ (mailto:#@%@%!$) . It's definitely my turn! Dan: Jane, you ignorant slut. I know it's... wait... Jane... what are you doing with that frying pan?!? BONK [really loud thud] . . . Jane: Dan is out right now, so please leave your name and number
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