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Mom left little chatterbox with Grand Ma for baby sitting while she worked. The boy asked Grandma, "Grandma, why don't you keep a new Boyfriend when now Grandpa is with God." Grandma replied, "Son, my TV is my boyfriend, I watch all the sexy MegaPack channels and be romantic, comedies and laugh, dramas and cry, and once in while religious and remember your Grandpa." then she added, "You behave good, because it is time to for me to catch up with all the pre-recorded shows I have not seen yet." Great room TV was acting up so she went to Bedroom and same bad signal story. So she started, hitting, kicking and tossing all the TV controls and connections with devilish words of curse. The door bell ring and Dad came to pick up the boy. The boy ran and opened the door. He asked. "Where is Grandma?" The little boy replied, "She is banging up her Boyfriend in her Bedroom."
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