Blunders   ( Little Johnny )

Little Johnny's neighbors had a  baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When the mother  and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was  invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's  dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. 

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything  about the baby's missing ears or even said  the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back  home.


Little Johnny told his dad he  understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said,  "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little  Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the  Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great," said Little  Johnny, "'cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he needed  glasses.

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