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A First Class Manager (FCM) is going thru' a forest one evening when his car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door which is opened by a stunning woman. FCM: Can I spend the night at your place? Woman: Well. I live alone. FCM: I'm an honourable man, a FCM. Woman: I got only one bed. FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM. Woman: I go to bed naked. FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM. Woman: Be my guest, FCM. Next morning while leaving, FCM finds the woman busy with her poultry. FCM: Good birds you got there. Woman: Yeah. FCM: How many cocks and how many hens? Woman: Two hundred hens, one cock.. FCM: But I can see over a dozen cocks around. Woman: Only one cock over there. The others are first class managers.
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