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There I was on my way to work. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind... wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood… and then I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car (and you know how sometimes you just get SO stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it. He was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?' And that's when the fight started.
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