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Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, 'I can't be bothered to walk all that way.' 'I know,'says Paddy, 'but we've no money for a cab and we'vemissed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a bus from the depot,'Mick suggests. They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out.. After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, 'Paddy, what are youdoing? Have you not found one yet?' Paddy shouts back, 'I cant find a No. 91' 'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout '.
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