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Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ? Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide" Mature Hansa : Mature matlab ???? praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON" main chor ...main chor....mature. ..acha acha.... alphabet hansa: praful alphabet matlab praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai? hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet Asset Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ??? Praful : Asset Hansaaa .... Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ... "Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset .. Depend Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful?? Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend TOURNAMENT HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!! HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH) MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA elastic Hansa: Praful elastic matlab?? Praful: Elastic Hansa... apni voh radha ben unki beti ila ... usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi?? Hansa : Ila to... Ila-stick leke ... Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!
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