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LITTLE JOHNNY AND PROPER GRAMMAR
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LITTLE JOHNNY AND PROPER GRAMMAR

 


One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a  show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.


First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father  bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."


"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little  Tommy.




"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.


"Excellent, Michael!"


Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny...


Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was  pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, just f*%@# beautiful!"


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