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A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
 

"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.


"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies.  


I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.




Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!   We made …. all night, all over the house.   We did everything;!"


"Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy.  Was she pretty?"


"Dunno...never found the head."

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