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Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his assistant Paddy. The doctor goes off to golf and returns the following day and asks: So, Paddy, how was your day? Paddy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol." "Bravo Mate and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Asprin". "Excellent. You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Well, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a woman possessed, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen a man!'" "Good God "says the doctor."What did you do?" "I put drops in her eyes!" ******
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