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Pack of Jokes...

Pack of Jokes...

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

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Teacher : Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?

Shilpa : Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.

Teachear : Ramya,what about you?

Ramya: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Ramu, getup. How can you sleep in my class?

Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.

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Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

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Teacher: "What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight."

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