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Polish Divorce

 


A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.


Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.


The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.




L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.


L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.


L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.


L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.


L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.


L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.


L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.


L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.


L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover".


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