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2. Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office **************** 3.Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ? Banta : It Means... S - Sardaro ka M - Mazaak udane ki S - Service **************** 4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor? Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course. **************** 5. Once a school teacher told kids to write an essay on cricket match. Everybody was busy writing except santa, he wrote "Match cancelled due to rain". **************** 6. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." **************** 7. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out. **************** 8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho? Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon.. **************** 9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife. Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta. **************** 10. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime. ****************
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