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Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh. Officer: May I see your licence? Santa Singh: License? What does it look like? Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment. Santa Singh: Here - this is all I have! Banta Singh opens it up and says: Oye yaar! Why didn't you tell me! I can't fine you - you're also a police officer!
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