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Skippy
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a b it and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. ? A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. ? This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer ?rrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" ? Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!" ***********
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