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Some best ones
On a romantic day santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. santa : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. ******** Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. ******** santa and banta were fixing a bomb in a car. santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more. ******** santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. ******** santa : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. ******** Boss : Where were you born ? santa : Punjab . Boss : which part ? santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. ******** How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ********
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