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A Surti was riding a train from Mumbai to Surat overnight and wanted to stopover at Valsad city for multi million rupees business contract overnight. He requested the conductor to wake him up when Valsad comes and insisted if he refuses to get up from sleep and get down at Valsad then lift him and throw him out of train at Valsad. He repeated it was darn important that he completes his lucrative business at Valsad against competitors. He gave the conductor hundred rupees tip in advance. Morning came, Valsad had passed and Surat junction arrived with noises of “ Tea”, “ Hot Tea” from station Vendors. Surti woke up and jumped with his head bumping into the roof of the train realizing he had missed Valsad. He started yelling and bombarding dirtiest of Surti famous obscenities at the Conductor for not waking him up, for almost ten minutes uninterrupted. Most passengers were Surtis but one was refined revolutionary Bengali. He could not tolerate such a hellish stinking utterly indecent outburst of language from a human mouth. So he asked the conductor, “Sir for last ten minutes this jerk speaks such a horrible criminal junky language that I feel I have germs of swine flue bubbling in my ears, don't you hear him?” The conductor says, “No, I am more concerned about that Surti stinker I threw out of train at Valsad against his wish.”
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