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These two drunks were in a bar. One said to the other, "I have to go for a piss." The other said, "I have to go, too. Tell you what, why don't you go for me while you're in there." The first drunk guy says, "Ok." He staggers to the john, and is gone for a long time. When he comes back, he punches the other drunk in the face and knocks him to the floor. The second drunk looks up and asks, "Why did you hit me?" "If you'd told me you had to take a shit, I would have pulled down my pants!" |
