7 . After exam


"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"



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8 . VIVA (b4 exam)


"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee......Rohit.....terese kya poocha......."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai" :D



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9 . VIVA (General)


"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point" :D

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ka watt laga diya hai"

"External is asking BermudaTriangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"



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10 . Submission


"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......." :D

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"



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