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QUOTES TO MAKE OUR DAY

QUOTES TO MAKE OUR DAY

- People who can hold their tongues rarely have any trouble holding their friends.

- A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.

- The man who thinks he knows it all has merely stopped thinking.

- If the world laughs at you, laugh right back- it's as funny as you are.

- Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.

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Naughty restricted Quotes

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J.. Perelman

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. -Adrienne Gusoff

I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that. -Scott E. Roeben

I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush. -Scott E. Roeben

I guess you could call me a polygamist. Sometimes I switch hands. -Scott E. Roeben

A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available. -Masters and Johnson

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -Francoise Sagan