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Sarcastic Quotes

* "If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up with the saying 'quit while you're ahead'?"

* If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.

* Whats this bout rowing gently down the stream? What do you think us rowers are? Pansies? HELL NO! Catch us if you can!

* A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was f#cking awesome "

* What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

* "Boys are like roses, watch out for the pricks...

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199 Love Quotes Collection

Collection of romantic love quotes from famous authors, & other romantic sources. These love quotes are simply for showing your love. Scroll down to see the romantic love quotes.

   1.
      Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. ~ Helen Rowland
   2.
      Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face. ~ National Lampoon
   3.
      Every man loves two women; one is the creation of his imagination, and the other is not yet born. ~ Khalil Gibran
   4.
      Even when I glimpse you for a moment, my tongue is stilled as speech deserts me, while a delicate fire is beneath my skin. ~ Sappho
   5.
      Don't spend your life with someone you can live with - spend it with someone you can't live without. ~ Anon
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      Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love. ~ Leo Buscaglia
   7.
      How can you tell the sun not to shine, when clouds exist. How can you ask leaves not to fall when wind exists. How can you tell me not to fall in love when you exist. ~ Unknown
   8.
      He is not a lover who does not love forever. ~ Euripides
   9.
      Happiness is being married to your best friend. ~ Anon
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      Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be. ~ Robert Browning

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