Funny SMS

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..


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funny flirt sms

• If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?


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• If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !


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SMS Short Cuts

Next time if your Gf sends u " KISS " thro SMS dont be too happy ~ could be wat she meant was different ~see the meanin down:) This is the thing most needed now a days....
 
Likely to be a New language................!

SMS Short Cuts:

1dRfl - wonderful

2 - to/too/two

2dA - today

2moro - tomorrow

2nite - tonite

3dom - freedom