JOKE SMS

Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft hite, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack it


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Pls send me one Good Night. Really I cant sleep without it. I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast Mortein or Allout.


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Lovely SMS Collection

• Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.


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• What's the difference between your and my smile?

U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.


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Friend ship sms

If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U

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Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.

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The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track.

They never meet... but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.

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