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Hindi Funny Sms
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. ********* Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do ********* Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja ********* Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai ********* Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga ********* Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi.... ********* unhe pyar karna nahi aata hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi aata ********* Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha ! ********* Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan ********* Shayri by a haryanvi jaat 2 his grlfrnd: Tajmahal ke chez hai,isse b badi imarat banvaunga.. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,Re susri taney to main zinda dafnauga ********* BOY:-Tu sohni tera roop sohna par tu sohni ni kaha sakdi, sohni tan dariya paar karke aa gayi c,par tu period miss karke ni aa sakdi. LADKI:-Main sohni mera roop sohna main sohni v kaha sakdi, ik tere kalle layi main class de 25 ranjhe chad k ni aa sakdi. ********* Geeta saar: SMS woh gyan hai jo baatne se badhta hai. isliye hey prani, Tu apne bill ka moh tyag, aur roz ek SMS kar. tabhi tera manushya janm safal hoga. ********* Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari..... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari... ********* |
