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Insulting SMS collection
Jane Anjanay Mein Agar Maine Aap ka Dil Dhukaya H0 Kabhi Tang Keya Ho Batamizi ki Ho Uz k liye aapse jo Hosakta Hai Karlo Main Sudhernay Walon main se Nahi..... ************** WELCOME TO RAMADAN MENU..... APNE GUNAH JALANE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE. TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE. DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. ************** aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani . . . . . . idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani ************** Mil giya Oye mil gaya oye oye mil giya oho mil giya Ballay Ballay :: mil he giya aaj to mil he giya yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! ************** Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI... ************** Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron Balke har hour k bad kron main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko Ek pyara sa SMS saim ************** In your life 4 thing come anytime: 1 LOVE 2 FRIENDSHIP 3 MONEY 4 ????????? "SUSU" So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. ************** Year........ .....1927. ......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm..... ......... ..Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro......... ... ************** no visits... no calls..~. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls... I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? ************** hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel... ************** W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment (WIFE) H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous (HUSBAND) ************** What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better? Vicks Inhaler.. But i like the way u think.. Smile ************** When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai ************** whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy ************** if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart, Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai..... ************** you" yes you u really disspointed me i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT why don't u stop telling others my secret? that I M CUTE !! ************** If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD ************** Those Sparkling Eyes Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?...wts up? ************** Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha ************** |
