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Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries???? Guess.........Socho....... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI *********** Jab hum pite hai...to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hai..tumari kya capacity hai? jitni tum pite ho..utni to hum gilaso me chod diya karte he... *********** santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya ? *********** Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai? Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer...? *********** Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, It is Tippu sultan's chair Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes.. *********** Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO. *********** Scientific question. How does blood reach ur head? Simple...! Direction of liquid always flows towards "EMPTY SPACE"... *********** Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading? Old man: history book. Kid: but that's a sex book!? Old man: well 4 me it's history *********** |
