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     Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White
     Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the ,
     Woh kya soch rahe honge ?
     THINK ???? “SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??”

     Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border.
     But surprised they r not fighting !
     Do u know wy ?
     Coz dhishum dhishum
     to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! !

     Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai,
     gadi hai, bank loker hai,
     Kya hai tumhare pass ?
     Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai !

     Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho,
     1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho,
     1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho,
     1 tum kitne sacche ho,
     1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.

     Can U believe things ppl do??!!
     I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir,
     In the middle of the aarti,
     he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked,
     I nearly dropped my beer!

     Kash tumhare chere pe
     chicken-pox ke daag hote,
     Kash tumhare chere pe
     chicken-pox ke daag hote,
     chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

     Kisses blown r kisses wasted,
     kisses r not kisses unless they are tasted,
     kisses spread germs gersm are hated ,
     so kiss me baby i am vaccinated

     Recent studies have revealed that
     idiots use their thumbs to scroll
     through their text messages.
     Don’t change to your finger….
     it’s too late…. idiot !

     Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain
     Dangerous Pestcides.
     Insan to newspaper padh sakte
     hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki….
     Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !